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pizza tech

Working in entry-level IT positions, and my income only allows me to occasionally treat myself to a pizza.
I go to George for all my IT needs, he is my go to pizza tech
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jiafei tech

Jiafei Tech. (aka. JIΛFEI) makes really weh products that make u drip from ur pants. Their product lines are the Product S, A, Flip, Fold, Book, Buds, Watch and T. Buy their products at bit.ly/jiafeishop or go to their TikTok, Instagram, and Discord at @jiafeitech
Jiafei Tech is a great cvmpany that makes WEH products
by jiafei tech August 26, 2023
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Tech-nontechnical

a tech-nontechnical person is a person who is virtuous and understands the concept of highest leadership. He has a better understanding of the importance of decisive, analytical, and passionate decisions when dealing with crucial or importance decision-making situations. Also, he retains his creativity and humanity and close inter-personal bonding skills with others. this person is called and known as a great leader in thousands industry.
Micheal Scott (US The Office) is a terrible human being, but a great boss. - said Jim to his children. Understanding that Micheal is not a perfect man but retains the skills and mindsets of a great tech-nontechnical leader
by muhamad aminuddin September 21, 2023
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Nike Tech Demon

a dude who wears a nike tech and does funny shit and identifies as a Nike Tech Demon
by Nike Tech Demon September 25, 2023
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Tech Rage

Like road rage but for technology. The rage and frustration from being stuck behind a slow and/or nonsensical piece of technology.
My government computer is giving me tech rage.
by boobiessixnine October 7, 2023
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Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
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Lab tech Paul

An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.
"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."
by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020
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