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Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook
Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?
by sxycanuck October 19, 2011
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Statue of Libiddy

Da disparaging term dat da freedom-and-equal-rights-opposing Osama bin Laden might have referred to sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi's greatest creation.
If Homer Simpson actually did eventually write back to his "old pen pal", he might not want to use a patriotic postage stamp for mailing da envelope to dat particular Arab male-dominance fanatic, since said prejudiced towel-head might not even wanna open a letter with a picture of da "Statue of Libiddy" affixed to it!
by QuacksO October 18, 2024
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hijacked my status

1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended
Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."

Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status
by Blessd1 April 6, 2011
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Frontiers Status

Often used as an interjection during a sexually explicit or inappropriate video or image to Sonic from Sonic Frontiers beating the shit out of the Titans (The Titans being Giganto, Wyvern, Knight, and Supreme). Accompanied by either "Undefeatable", "Break Through It All", "Find Your Flame", or "I'm Here."
Frontiers Status is a meme and in most cases won't be used in conversation.
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Byro status

One having foreskin but denying it to the fullest extent.
by Berick johnson September 13, 2019
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Creaper status

when some one you dont like trys to get with you and is akward about it. yet continues to try to get your name, facebook, phone number. anything
this guy i work with is creaper status because he keeps tryn to hit on me and its akward. so today i told him that he was creaper status.
by Jmaaluverke December 8, 2010
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