Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.

It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

by The bearded feller April 11, 2022

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shiftingforpeterparker

hottest shifter i know and gives the best shifting motivation. i’m going to steal her from peter parker

“shiftingforpeterparker gives the best shifting motivation! and she’s so nice! i love her,”
“same, have you read her wattpad ‘Is This The Place We Used To Love’?”
“no i didnt know she had a book. I’m going to read it right now!”

by shiftingslay April 17, 2022

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Shifty Hawk'D

The legend of a man that does unbelievable things

DUDE SAVED MY GIRL BY MAKING HIS PEEN A SNORKEL WHILE SHE WAS DROWNING--SHE GOT SHIFTY HAWK'D

by Rylanthespud May 31, 2022

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Sifty

Not a real word, but a mispronounced version of Shifty. Shifty referes to somebody suspiciously looking about themselves as if to make sure they're not being watched.

"...and his sifty eyes were.."

Do you mean shifty!?

"Oh, yeah. Anyway..."

by SmallChildWhoHatesSand June 15, 2022

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Shift Change

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.

Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!

by Sgt badmuthfer June 16, 2022

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