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dick queef

a dick queef is the sound of a dick when cum comes out of the cock
when i fucked her i had such a loud dick queef that my neighbors heard it
by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019
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man queef

a man who farts out his dick
"man i just had a fat man queef"
by dckstuckinsodacan April 21, 2022
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Chief Queef

The hit rapper the made the hit song love ballsa
My favorite artist is Chief Queef
by SmogzV2 June 12, 2023
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misty queef

A queef that has a explosion of mist.
Hey cab I saw that misty queef.
by Kahhhhl brown September 11, 2016
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Queef Pierce

Someone who is considered to be very conceded and prick-like with a harry black Gooch
by thefeesh April 26, 2010
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gurgling queef

The sound a woman's vagina makes after releasing douche-fluid from her vaginal cavity.
Tina's pussy was really stinky.

So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".

One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.

After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.

As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.

Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.

"It's a douche", she said.

She then asked me if she should use it.

I said "Yah, clean that shit out."

She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.

A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."

Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.

What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.
by Wetme April 23, 2014
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Chief Queef

My favorite artist! He wrote Emojis and According to My Watch! My favorite raps, you can listen to them and even queef too!!!!
Man 1: Dude I just fucked my girl to Emojis by Chief Queef

Man 2: Yooooo did she squirt??
by Missfreakyvirgin2 March 31, 2022
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