poo packer

a homosexual who packs cock meat in his rectum.
my bother in law is a faggot ass poo packer
by breakfastclub September 12, 2008
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Poo Shark

The poo nugget that will not flush down the toilet, no matter how many repeat flushes occur.
Sorry guys, dont go in there. Theres a poo shark bobbing around.
by Mat King June 24, 2007
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Poo seed

The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.
1) He's been picking poo seeds again.
2) My arse is covered in poo seeds
by matt November 30, 2003
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A 'Plenty' Poo

When you go for a poo, but you only need to wipe once.
named after the advert by 'plenty' kitchen towel, as the catchphrase is: 'One sheet does plenty'.
Guy 1: Maaaan, it only took me like 1 minute to do that turd, only had to wipe once!
Guy 2. Mate, must of been A 'Plenty' Poo.
by 65IOU4 November 19, 2011
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Edging a poo

When you keep a poop on the edge of exiting to pleasure yourself anally.
Dane: I keep edging a poo so that I can still pleasure myself anally whilst remaining sinless in the eyes of God.
by Pooedgers.org August 05, 2017
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i love poo poo

wen thers a bunch poo living in ur BELLY!!!!!!! then u cant poo it out nd it guts stuck in ur uterus nd wen u wanna have a child u cant bc thers too much poo in the way!!!! but then u get pregnant nd during labor u spend 28 hours gettin tht poo poo out of u!!! then the baby smells like poo poo!!!!!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE POO POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT MY WIFE HAS IT IN HER BIG FAT PREGNANT BELLY!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THE BABY SMELLS LIKE POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Poo poo caa caa

The act of dying by a cave spider getting you down to one heart and then a creeper blows you up.
"AHHHH!" "Poo poo caa caa!"
by poopoocaacaa November 07, 2019
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