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Brain Pills

Doesn't make you smarter. You're still a nimrod its just that you think stupid faster
Me: Hey dude I just took some Brain Pills.

Bob: Wow you're stupid faster
by lucasjsl January 25, 2020
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Samurai Pill

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi
The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”

-Dracula Flow 4
by Dogfucka April 24, 2024
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kaylee pill

Many people are familiar of the Chris Pill, something to guide both Chris's and Non-Chris's to beauty, wealth, and love. Chris's are thought of as a cosmic deity in the Chris Pill religion, but I've noticed that me, being a god myself, has no religion yet to worship and praise me, so I've decided to fix it.

The Kaylee pill is much alike the Chris Pill, but instead of only guiding it's members to solutions, it will guide them to success. It will guide it's followers to love and a better future, but not only will it guide it's followers to the solution --- it will guide YOU to the solution if you allow it.

Take the Kaylee Pill.

Redesign yourself.

Become a new you.

Become a BETTER you.
Take the Kaylee Pill, my friend. Take it and COPE.
by toskers August 2, 2021
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Cheese Pill

Something your friend Scott who is short makes up in class
Is that a cheese pill?
by xdGay123 December 19, 2018
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Lean pill

Accepting the fact that being lean (<=15% body fat) is optimal for male health and attractiveness. A person who believes this is said to be lean pilled.

This belief exists to counter the narrative pushed by powerlifters and perma bulkers, which states that one should just get as big as possible and prioritize lifting numbers above everything else.
Friend: What happened to you? You used to be so strong and swole!
Me: I decided that feeling and looking my best is better than being able to bench 4 plates. I took the lean pill.
by OW_player June 12, 2024
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Girth Control Pill

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.
by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021
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Red-Pilled

A term used by conservative internet users to favourably describe their own sociopolitical viewpoints; at its most basic level, it means to have been made aware of something obscure or forbidden.

It originates from 1999 film “The Matrix,” written and directed by Cis Gendered men who transitioned in 2007-8, in a scene where the protagonist is offered a choice between a literal blue pill to “wake up…and believe whatever he wants to believe” and a red pill to “stay in Wonderland, …be shown deep the rabbit hole goes,” and join a rebellion against the simulated reality he lives in.

Has exactly the same denotation and exactly the opposite connotation as “woke.”
Man 1: “Damn the trannies are trying to teach 2 year olds about men’s penises! That’s Sexual exploitation and abuse towards a child!”
Man 2: “Holy shit bro you’re Red-Pilled as fuck, Awesome, let’s lynch trannies!
by Pelly20k July 31, 2022
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