A Gigatic pussy usually related to a girl who is a huge bossy bitch. Her pussy is likely able to eat small children and anything as heavy as a good sized watermelon. The 12 pound pussy likely has teeth and is very susceptible to crotch rot.
Guy 1: " Wow... my supervisor is a bitch!"
Guy 2: " Ya man, i bet she has got a 12 pound pussy, you better keep your hands away or she could swallow it hole!"
Guy 1: "Thanks for the heads up man"
Guy 2: " Ya man, i bet she has got a 12 pound pussy, you better keep your hands away or she could swallow it hole!"
Guy 1: "Thanks for the heads up man"
by AvengerMan September 30, 2009
Apocalypse, the end of the final backturn in the Mayan calendar, resulting in the complete destruction of mankind.
X: What's today?
Y: December 20, 2012, why?
X: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AAAGGGGHHHH!!!! TOMORROW'S 12/21/2012!!! APOLCALYPSE MOFO! CECIL BD AT URBANDICTIONARY SAID SO!!!
Y: December 20, 2012, why?
X: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AAAGGGGHHHH!!!! TOMORROW'S 12/21/2012!!! APOLCALYPSE MOFO! CECIL BD AT URBANDICTIONARY SAID SO!!!
by Cecil B. D. September 01, 2005
Nothing happened on August 12, 2020.
by Ashley but epic August 13, 2020
"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent."
By far the greatest Bible Verse of all time
By far the greatest Bible Verse of all time
Female Manager: "I need you to finish these reports by the end of the day"
Male Worker: "Sorry, i cant do it. Its against my religion."
Female Manager: "Oh yea? How is that?"
Male Worker: "I Timothy 2:12...Look it up"
Male Worker: "Sorry, i cant do it. Its against my religion."
Female Manager: "Oh yea? How is that?"
Male Worker: "I Timothy 2:12...Look it up"
by BISH BISH April 26, 2011
The belly one gets from drinking a 12 pack of beer every day where the abs are covered by a thick layer of fat.
by Takes balls to go by "Dick" February 18, 2011
12 block shoes
assignment of value to an article of chothing(isually shoes) by the number of blocks needed to chase you down to steal them
assignment of value to an article of chothing(isually shoes) by the number of blocks needed to chase you down to steal them
those are some (x) 12 block shoes.
by jeffyfresh February 18, 2017
On the first day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me one sweet release. On the second day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 2 dirty Kleenex, and one sweet release. On the third day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 3 crusty socks, 2 dirty Kleenex, and one sweet release. On the fourth day of Nuttmas . . .
Kincaid: Damn dude, I missed the start of Destroy Dick December!
J.C.: That blows dude! You could still participate in the 12 Days of Nuttmas!
J.C.: That blows dude! You could still participate in the 12 Days of Nuttmas!
by TheMandibularProminence December 04, 2017