verb: The act of hiding pornographic content in otherwise innocuous material, such as letters or web pages, with the intent of surprising or shocking the recipient.
noun: The pornographic content hid in the aforementioned innocuous material.
noun: The pornographic content hid in the aforementioned innocuous material.
Sample Ninja Porn: "The funniest thing happened to me the other day. I went to Fatburger to get lunch. While I was there, I overheard a conversation in the next line over about how breathless, panting gasps accentuated the rhythm of their bodies, writhing together while intertwined in an animal embrace. Though I was intrigued, I decided that the #1 combo was too expensive; I ended up getting just the normal hamburger and a cup of water."
verb: Did you see that? I just ninja porned Alice!
noun: You totally got Alice with that ninja porn; good job!
verb: Did you see that? I just ninja porned Alice!
noun: You totally got Alice with that ninja porn; good job!
by Stephen Anthony Uy December 15, 2008
Get the ninja pornmug. An obsessive fan of Volkswagen Audi Group cars who can remember all the part numbers for his Golf GTi MK2 off the top of his head.
by crank_case July 24, 2008
Get the VAG ninjamug. by Sheriff Lobo February 15, 2005
Get the Ninja AIDSmug. The greatest movie of all time. There's so much body dismembering and excessive amounts of blood that it keeps you entertained throughout the movie.
Guy 1: Man, i saw Ninja Assassin the other day
Guy 2: Oh me too, there's so much blood i could have sworn i was watching a documentary on PMS!
Guy 1: o.O
Guy 2: Oh me too, there's so much blood i could have sworn i was watching a documentary on PMS!
Guy 1: o.O
by The Notorious Poon Slayer April 15, 2010
Get the Ninja Assassinmug. A conversation dominated by verbal grappling hooks and sharpened metaphors that sneak soundlessly into the cracks of the mind. Common side effects include cloudiness, confusion and a general disdain for pirates.
That girl strikes the depths of my cranium with deft hands and my heart with a fingertip touch that seeps down to the very edges of my shadow. (General response to this "ninja conversation" follows with trailing off, averting eyes and mumbling about eye patches and single consonant words)
by vernacular_ninja September 24, 2009
Get the ninja conversationmug. A nickname that is given to really cool Korean kids. They are the smartest, buffest, best-looking kids in school. They are also crazy ninjas with the fighting abilities of Chuck Norris and the bodies of Dwight Howard.
Person 1: Yo, DJ Ninja! What's up? Why are you so sexy?
DJ Ninja: It's how I roll. Sucks you can't be as sexy as me.
Person 1: I adore you. You are so cute.
DJ Ninja: Thanks babe.
DJ Ninja: It's how I roll. Sucks you can't be as sexy as me.
Person 1: I adore you. You are so cute.
DJ Ninja: Thanks babe.
by Hansoo November 2, 2008
Get the DJ Ninjamug. A store employee of the clothing brand Abercrombie & Fitch who is knowledgeable about future clothing items which others have not seen. Usually works the overnight/Impact shift.
They do not disclose their identity.
They do not disclose their identity.
kid 1: Hey, have you heard that A&F is releasing a new line of jeans?
kid 2: No, I did not. I'll ask an Abercrombie ninja if that is true.
kid 2: No, I did not. I'll ask an Abercrombie ninja if that is true.
by AF shopper August 16, 2006
Get the Abercrombie Ninjamug.