Cockrel Master

Either Master of Cockrel's or a Cockrel who is a master. Also the holder of the 9 piece.

Cockrel Master, doesn't know what to do with his time, only lives til half past nine, never knows, where to go, only knows that his mothers a ho!

by BadgerDickLicker May 11, 2009

Master key

A man whose key is used to open many locks.

Guy 1: Bro you keep banging all these chicks
Guy 2: Yeah bro, you know i be a master key

by Stiglover69 September 6, 2022

ankle master

Someone who is great at basketball and breaks ankles when he or she plays

I am the ankle master playing basketball

by Bigboithy1st May 20, 2017

Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.

'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.

John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.

by masterfiving June 8, 2019

Tassel Master

The beholder of a rather large penis. Erect it is a sturdy structure (diamond hard if you may), flaccid a slight breeze would make it sway. This guy knows how to use it to his potential.

"Look at that guy brandishing his member at those women!! He must be a tassel master express"

by super_blondey June 8, 2015

Slash Master

One who frequently uses the word "slash" in their everyday language. Most likely to separate ideas/ thoughts/ lists.

Barbara.

Barbara is a slash master

by rarbar May 5, 2010