When a man takes his full erect penis and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female's ass cheeks
by Bungmangler April 23, 2007
Get the dick credit cardmug. A polite way of telling to someone that you know they're (at least in your opinion) are talking bullshit and they should stop now.
The phrase is constructed from the popular modern card game "bullshit" in which when those that lie about the cards they put down and are caught are forced to pick up the cards in the pile. devo
The phrase is constructed from the popular modern card game "bullshit" in which when those that lie about the cards they put down and are caught are forced to pick up the cards in the pile. devo
Guy 1: "So then I was just in this Bottle-o and this chick asked me for a root and I was like 'yiew'"
Guy 2: "Pick up the cards gimp"
Player 1 "Three 2's"
Player 2 "Two fours"
Player 3 "Five fives"
Player 1 "your a retard, pick up the cards"
Guy 2: "Pick up the cards gimp"
Player 1 "Three 2's"
Player 2 "Two fours"
Player 3 "Five fives"
Player 1 "your a retard, pick up the cards"
by Robo the guy February 23, 2011
Get the Pick up the cardsmug. Gambling with a group of friends to pay for food, by placing a credit card from everyone in the bill and telling your server to pick one at random.
"Man, I lost a credit card game last night. There were six of us at The Cheesecake Factory and the bill was $150"
by angrycalf February 14, 2012
Get the Credit Card Gamemug. When you and a group of mates decide to drop everything you're doing and get "black" out drunk no matter the night or occasion. Similar to red card, each member in the friend group gets one "black card" which they can use to induce this night of heavy drinking.
by peefartpoo March 30, 2017
Get the black cardmug. The suspenseful game of trying to buy things with a debit card that has little money left in the account. You win if you have enough money to buy the item; you lose if you find you have "insufficent funds" and cannot buy the item.
John lost his first game of debit-card roulette when he tried to buy ten dollars worth of McDonalds with $4.25 left in his account.
by Lutesy123 December 15, 2012
Get the Debit-Card Roulettemug. by Bellacapri01 January 13, 2016
Get the Flash cards and freakmug. The ultimate card that will always be effective upon usage to a living and non living being.
This card is currently the most devastating weapon out there.
The speciality of this card:
• It will 1000% reverse the acts of what the living/non living being are doing to you.
• It has no expire date as long as it's in good condition
• For this item to take it's action, it will react in an instant, in fact, even if an atom bomb is right above your head and you pull out the UNO Reverse Card, it will instantly ricochet to where it originally was.
This card is currently the most devastating weapon out there.
The speciality of this card:
• It will 1000% reverse the acts of what the living/non living being are doing to you.
• It has no expire date as long as it's in good condition
• For this item to take it's action, it will react in an instant, in fact, even if an atom bomb is right above your head and you pull out the UNO Reverse Card, it will instantly ricochet to where it originally was.
Cashier: "That'll be $420 and 69¢"
Me: pulls out UNO Reverse Card "Not today sir!"
Cashier: "Aw man, you got me there. Alright, next!"
Me: pulls out UNO Reverse Card "Not today sir!"
Cashier: "Aw man, you got me there. Alright, next!"
by Cheese Broccoli Pizza April 30, 2020
Get the UNO Reverse Cardmug.