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Human Gorilla

Someone who looks like a gorilla. Most likely someone named 'Darky' 'Cassandra' 'Cassie' or 'Tiffany'. Has to be black, with a big nose. Usually sleeps around with random E-guys. Has a white, semi-attractive boyfriend who looks too good for her, but after all anyone is too good for her. Human Gorillas usually have a past of faking popular internet Caucasian or Asian famous people because of self-consciousness.
Non-Human Gorilla:,"Oh my god, she's a Human gorilla."
Human Gorilla: ,"NO!!! DON'T TALK ABOUT ME."
by SDOL1501betch May 10, 2010
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Human Grindipede

When multiple people in a line rub their gentials against the person in front of them's rear, while placing their hands near or on said person's hips.

Another term for grind train.
"Did you see the human grindipede at homecoming? There must have been at least twenty-five people in that thing!"

"Oh, dude, I got such a raging stiffy in that human grindipede with Jessica, you don't even know..."
by sexytacoman September 22, 2011
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Human Crayon

When you continue to wipe your arse but cannot get to the point of a clean wipe.
I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.
by Dodgy Dan June 19, 2022
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human tank

A person who can take inhuman amounts of damage and come out of it fine.
While not human a good example would be a machine called a terminator from the Terminator movie series. how the machine takes damage and continues moving forward. An example of a human tank ,if you want to see humans who are like this go watch any mainstream anime. Ex (bleach, naruto, DBZ, fairy tail, one piece)
by Kyle crow September 19, 2016
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Human Centipede

A sex position where most often gay men get in a line and each one sticks their penis in the buttocks of the person in front of them.
You’re so gay you get in a Human Centipede ten times a day.
by Zay47 June 10, 2018
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Human Darlek

A hybrid between human and darlek created so the darlek race from the show Dr Who can survive.
Dalek Sec used himself as a lab rat in the final experiment and was turned into a human darlek.
by Finnerty October 10, 2009
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anus of humanity

That bitch is the anus of humanity.

In short form - Dr. Ass
by Kelly May 5, 2004
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