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On Hodge, I doordashed that shit cause I can barely move #bigboy
Seriously, on Hodge?
On Hodge, I doordashed that shit cause I can barely move #bigboy
by Mark Allen Hodges January 8, 2026
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The ultimate chaos sesh: start with a weekday pint in the UK, end up waking on another continent. No plan, no logic – just pure madness turning a quiet Tuesday into intercontinental legend.
Core definition
You go out on a weekday in the UK… and wake up on a different continent.
That’s doing a hodgy.
Mythic version
To pull a hodgy: step from the pub under familiar stars, vanish through a midnight window like living lightning, breeze past casino guards like they’re nothing, claim victorious rest against a hotel door like it’s Olympus’ broken gates, cross oceans on sheer momentum alone, and return at dawn wreathed in blinding aura – a mortal who tore reality’s veil, wrestled gods, and came back transfigured, a walking legend.
God-tier checklist
Weekday spark (Tuesday best – the night that defies the universe)
Midnight vanish – no farewells, instant myth
Unstoppable casino pass – guards mistake god for man
Triumphant door-claim, sceptre raised aloft
Ocean crossed by destiny’s pull – no ticket, no map
Dawn return robed in chaos-conquering fire
Eternal whisper: “Absolute fucking legend, me’owd.”
Core definition
You go out on a weekday in the UK… and wake up on a different continent.
That’s doing a hodgy.
Mythic version
To pull a hodgy: step from the pub under familiar stars, vanish through a midnight window like living lightning, breeze past casino guards like they’re nothing, claim victorious rest against a hotel door like it’s Olympus’ broken gates, cross oceans on sheer momentum alone, and return at dawn wreathed in blinding aura – a mortal who tore reality’s veil, wrestled gods, and came back transfigured, a walking legend.
God-tier checklist
Weekday spark (Tuesday best – the night that defies the universe)
Midnight vanish – no farewells, instant myth
Unstoppable casino pass – guards mistake god for man
Triumphant door-claim, sceptre raised aloft
Ocean crossed by destiny’s pull – no ticket, no map
Dawn return robed in chaos-conquering fire
Eternal whisper: “Absolute fucking legend, me’owd.”
“Was it heavy?”
“Yeah… but it wasn’t a full-on Hodgy.”
“He said one quiet pint watching the Bucks… next thing the sun rises on him in another continent. He’s done a Hodgy.”
“What counts as legendary?”
“When Tuesday’s first vessel becomes the ark that bears thee across oceans; when windows open into portals of pure myth, bouncers become forgotten echoes, and homecoming is met with the thunder of voices proclaiming thee risen, radiant, and eternal. That is Doing a Hodgy.”
"Where have you been the last week"
"I only went for a swifty in the Queens, f***ing ended up in Marrakesh"
"Sounds like a full on Hodgy"
“Yeah… but it wasn’t a full-on Hodgy.”
“He said one quiet pint watching the Bucks… next thing the sun rises on him in another continent. He’s done a Hodgy.”
“What counts as legendary?”
“When Tuesday’s first vessel becomes the ark that bears thee across oceans; when windows open into portals of pure myth, bouncers become forgotten echoes, and homecoming is met with the thunder of voices proclaiming thee risen, radiant, and eternal. That is Doing a Hodgy.”
"Where have you been the last week"
"I only went for a swifty in the Queens, f***ing ended up in Marrakesh"
"Sounds like a full on Hodgy"
by MarrakeshMadness February 26, 2026
Get the Doing a Hodgy mug.Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man.
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by ebonydark'nessdementiaravenway May 21, 2010
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