Flop

Cardi b’s music career.

cardi’s new alblum only got 1000 streams on the first week, she’s such a flop!

by loganthatthang February 3, 2021

flop hoe

male or female that can say someone said this to another, but once confronted say I never said that.

She said you said this, when I asked her the flop hoe denied everything.

by DirtySal May 24, 2016

Ghandi’s flip flop

a phrase to describe the driest thing you can think of , commonly used to describe one’s mouth after a lengthened period of dehydration

“mate i don’t know about you but my mouths drier than Ghandi’s flip flop”

by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021

Belly flop

The homemade way for abortion

Sally belly flopped on her kitchen floor. She would be making pizza sauce later

by PinguLord November 14, 2019

kiddo flop

A auto correct spelling error for "kidding" often made by a one Katelyn S.

I was just kiddo flop

by Duckpuckluck October 23, 2017

Peen Flop

When a girl completely gets rid of your hard-on in a matter of seconds

"Yo she had such bad breath bro I had a Peen Flop"

by Birthdayyy January 6, 2021

Doo-Wop Flop

The Doo-Wop Flop is a sexual maneuver in which the male places his erect "penis" through the hole of a standard 45 rpm record, preferably a highly sought after title of the doo-wop genre from the 1950's through the 60's. Coitus is then performed, with the challenge being the preservation of the records placement on the base of the "penis", along with it's structural integrity, and condition. After completion, the record is then safely removed and inspected for "damage" (fluids, surface cracks, etc.). This unorthodox performance has been described by doo-wop record collectors as a form of high-stakes gambling, in which they risk ruining their often extremely valuable, and sometimes priceless records in the process. Positive outcomes after this act is performed are often highly praised about among the community of enthusiasts and collectors, where as negative outcomes are met with sympathetic condolences for the collector's loss and misfortune of a ruined record.

Brad (a Doo-Wop Flop Extremist): Dude, last night was crazy. Jennifer and I wanted to try something new, something exhilarating, so we decided to execute the Doo-wop Flop. I used a scratched up copy of "Come Go with Me" by the Dell-Vikings. It was such an exciting challenge to keep the record on my shaft, and once I finished, I heaved her off of me and rushed over to the turntable before the playing surface crusted over, and let me tell ya, I didn't hear a single pop upon playback! ill never go back to digital noise reduction ever again.

Dennis(another Doo-Wop Flop Extremist):: Go figure! I actually frequent that maneuver. just 3 nights ago, I threw Becky off me so hard, and in my haste to platter the record, she actually jettisoned into my stereo setup, and cracked her head open. Unfortunately, she broke my turntable in about 3 pieces, therefore I was unable to get an accurate reading in terms of sound improvement. We will try it again when she is out of the ICU in 8-10 weeks.

Common variables for "The Flop" include but are not limited to:
-The record's value, rarity, and grade
-Duration and intensity of coitus
-Fluid levels
-Subsequent playback improvement or degradation

by muddyford57 September 24, 2025