by Rocket Sneakers October 3, 2008

A Floor Kisser is someone who can not stop themselves from jumping on the floor in a multiple stories apartment.
Or
A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
Or
A professional kisser that train his / her kissing technique with the floor.
by FishHitTheFan April 20, 2017

by anonymous March 13, 2021

The dumpy lady that you hire for $6 to half ass clean the floors and toilets. You can usually get her to do weird things like lick the bowl if you pay her because she needs the money. She has gray teeth and a crooked face indicating that she may or may not have been curb stomped at some point.
Did you see the Floor Whore that Bernie hired to clean the shitter at the soccer field?? She has a fucked up grill...
by Pirate Lyfe October 7, 2021

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

Jim really thought that all the guys loved him when he moved upstairs, but it's was just a case of 2nd floor ism
by Stemsize June 17, 2020
