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Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult
Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.
by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020
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Backroad floor job

When someone fills the bed of their truck up with trash and other unwanted items, goes to a desolate back road, drops the tail gate and floors the gas pedal driving erratically until the truck bed is free of all trash
I need to clean the back of my truck, I'm going to do a backroad floor job later
by 23zx June 28, 2023
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Floor Jam

Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.

3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon

Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
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Floor Bum

(1)Sex toy. Moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices.
(2)Unfortunate situation.
"Don't go in there, Michael is sliding around on his floor bum again"
"John's pay cut is a real floor bum"
by Florbot October 8, 2016
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floor header

1. suck dick
2. stay on their knees
That floor header did her job last night a little too well... my dick still hard
by lovelyladyof93 January 8, 2009
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Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.
no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!
by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010
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