NUMBER FIVE

To dissociate yourself from someone on a social network. This can be achieved by unfriending someone on Facebook, unfollowing someone on Twitter, or deleting your account so that the individual no longer appears on your Friend or Follow list.

My ex-girlfriend was being mad annoying by constantly messaging me so I NUMBER FIVEd her.

by OchoOcho August 17, 2011

High Five Hogroast

The act of 2 people perfoming penatrative and oral sex with a third person whilst at the same time high fiving.

I wonder if she would allow us to give her a "High Five Hogroast"

by Dirk The Diggler December 9, 2008

Five Star Hater

A five star hater is the worst kind of hater there is, in the sense that they do not have the ability to show happiness for a particular person. Five star haters are much more exteme than normal haters and become rather obsessive with "hating on you." These extreme haters resort to violence, verbal abuse, explicit language, back stabbing, well placed boobie traps, and possibly guns. Their mission is to destroy your confidence, turn your friends against you, stalk you, and make your life a living hell. When encountering a possible five star hater, approach with caution (they have a distinct ability to smell a combination of fear and nervousness), observe, and finally determine if they are infact a five star hater, if so, sprint the opposite direction of the five star hater and don't stop. Do not try to get even with these haters because they feed off of anger and your hopelessness. Stay safe and defend yourself from five star haters, it could be anyone and you don't even know it.

Emily (five star hater)- Hey Will, I saw you yesterday

Will- Oh, where did you see me?

Emily- Animal Planet! You were the hippopotamus!

Everyone else- Emily, you are such a five star hater!!!!
(Now if you observe, Will did not give in to the hater and may not even be aware that Emily is a five star hater. A classic example of the early development of an extreme five star hater and it will only esclate. If Will was smart, he would already have ran away at "Hey Will.")

by Secretivehatersbackoff September 25, 2012

not five feet apart

a reference to a vine in which someone says " two guys chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay". saying someone is not five feet apart means that they are gay.

rob:"did you hear that bob is not five feet apart?" josh:"oooh sh*t really? do you have his number?"

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019

five finger stinger

the act of shoving 4 fingers in the female anus and the thumb in the vagina

BOB= the ladies like the five finger stinger

by mactagart July 3, 2009

five o’clock shadow

The stubble a clean shaven man gets at the end of the day, normally at five o’clock in the evening.

#1: You look tired.
#2: Nah. This is just the five o’clock shadow.

by hippy2981 November 8, 2006

Five Iron Frenzy

Wicked awesome Christian Ska band. Often very upbeat songs with interesting lyrics. Threw in the towel recently after recording their last CD ever, "The End is Near."


If you're a Ska fan and don't abhor references to God in their songs, you better buy their CD's.

"FIF is having a concert in town. My friend Beck's organizing it."

by [:amalga] August 14, 2004