Catastrophic Organ Fail

The worst type of fail possible.

-"Success! I know have enough money for petrol!"

-"Really? What did you do?"

-"I sold my car!"

-"...catastrophic organ fail."

by MMIIYY May 27, 2008

Hang up fail

A hang up fail is what occurs in the least opportune moments where you press the hang up button on a call but because of a laggy phone or dirty fingers the call doesn't hang up often resulting in the person on the other end of the line listening to you for a while after you hang up.

You:"okay I gotta do some stuff talk to you later" *presses hang up, sits on toilet... farts loudly*
Person STILL on the line: "I can hear you"

Hang up fail!

Or

You:"okay, talk to you later" *presses hang up button* Jesus, what an unimaginable BITCH!
Person STILL on the phone: "what the F**K?!"

Hang up fail!

by Twitchingdeadgirl August 14, 2014

Failed Biden Pullout

A retreat that is such an epic fail that the whole world is in awe of your ineptness and stupidity.

In 2021 Joe Biden pulled out of Afghanistan, leaving thousand of America citizen stranded, Billion of dollars of Military hardware and assets in the waiting hands of the Taliban. This will forever be know as a "Failed Biden Pullout."

When you're humping your former babysitter Jill, accidentally give her a cream pie, and 9 months later, Hunter Biden is born, another example of a "Failed Biden Pullout."

by Google Sucks My Balls August 22, 2021

Failed good intentions

Matt S

Acting on the good intentions to fuck it all up, failed good intentions

by Mdstanl10 November 5, 2022

Epic Fail (phail)

Epic Fail:(n)Not your average fail-not just a oops- but a full blown, game over fail.

Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.

Epic Fail (phail)

1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)

2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)

by Meek Meek October 20, 2008

Epic Fail Wizard

A person who has gained celebrity status from an example, usually in the form of a youtube video, of them epically failing to do something. They have epically failed with such finesse that they have earned respect from everyone and will continue to remain viral on the interwebs for a long time.

"Yo dude, have you seen that Epic Fail Wizard Mark Gormley on youtube yet?"

"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"

by Mottsap April 21, 2010

Ball Sack Fail

(adjective)- originally derived from when a transsexual male wears woman jeans and you can clearly see their balls bulging out in the "groin" area. This definition leads into what is know officially known as a ball sack fail:

(adjective)- A ballsack fail is the worst/biggest fail you can think of or encounter.

Examples of a Ball Sack fail include (but are not limited too): Having sex with a person contracting herpes/getting in an accident with a car that isn't yours/ or giving the fat drunk chick your number at a party.

by eastcoastd January 19, 2011