evan

a little bitch with a small penis

“ew i don’t like evan”

by lolpoop9 September 2, 2020

Evan

A guy who can't decide whether they are your friend or not.

That guy is such an Evan.

by Yeetboi915 February 25, 2019

evan mollov

"Evan Mollov" Is a phrase that means someone is not going somewhere.

Evan Mollov isn't going gym today.

by LazyBread123 June 9, 2023

Evan

Evan is a guy who has sex with a lot of beautiful women and is extremely smart

Evan gets all the ladies

by iceman2rr September 23, 2021

Evan

Ricegum lookin ass who takes girls out onto first dates by playing League Of Legends. Straight wasteman, cant even get a girl

Man, I got a case of anal Evans yesterday

by bigboyDonger June 3, 2018

Evan

An Evan is someone who tries their hardest to be different from the majority of the pack and do so in the least sigma manor fathomable.

Yeezus is the best Kanye album, its peak! -what an Evan would say

"Bro your being such an Evan today."

by _LemonTree_0 August 13, 2024

Evan

Looks like Maple syrup. Eats ass

OMG its evan!hes gonna peg me

by bruh nuts February 23, 2022