A gay man who has blue balls and is addicted to war hammer / a gay man who is to blame if anything goes wrong
by ArloOmg January 13, 2024
Get the Coopermug. "Hey dude, did you meet Cooper?"
"wtf are you talking about?"
"Did you meet Cooper?"
"Dude, stop talking to me!"
"Meet Cooper."
"wtf are you talking about?"
"Did you meet Cooper?"
"Dude, stop talking to me!"
"Meet Cooper."
by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling May 10, 2023
Get the Coopermug. The absolute best nephew to be had, Cooper lights up every space he walks in to. Count on him to always have the best jokes, and even better hugs. He can sometimes be mistaken for Leo DiCaprio. Usually seen with a gorgeous girl on his arm, a dark haired sparkly-eyed angel, and sometimes a yellow lab in tow, who may or may not behave. If you see him with his aunt, just know, she’s a little on the kooky side, but he loves her. Cooper is a very very loved guy, and you’re extremely lucky if he loves you back.
Man, that Cooper is a good time!
by Linz7693 March 26, 2024
Get the Coopermug. 
Get the Coopermug. Cooper Klumpp is a nice, caring, loving Male that loves to do anything with music and theater. He is a straight guy with gay tendencies. He can do anything he sets hos mind to and he can do almost everything, except for sports, I mean he plays them but he is not the best at them.He is a good looking guy... but he knows this so he is always hopping around from one girl to the next and he cant get a stable girlfriend cuz why would you take the time to fall in-love with a girl when you can "talk" to 20 girls in that amount of time, right? because that makes scents!
by A girl that loves you but hate February 15, 2019
Get the cooper klumppmug. Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
Get the Cooper’s diet planmug. Cooper is tee most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has all the boys crushing on him, and he flirts with them too. But he usually is only thinking about one boy all the time, the boy he truly cares for. If you hurt the people he loves, then you better watch your back. He’s the class clown, who can make a person smile within a few seconds of talking to them. Cooper has a dark secret on the inside, but covers up the sadness with his humour. His blue eyes and blonde hair have the boys come running. If you ever meet a Cooper, NEVER let him go for as long as you live. Love Cooper with everything you have.
by LizMBX1 November 25, 2021
Get the Coopermug.