claven

One who is long winded. This person is allways corect and often states personal opinion as fact. Likes the sound of his own voice.

John, you really are a claven.

by mudflap January 22, 2003

arse cleavage

The vertical crack that is visible from behind a person who bends over or squats whilst wearing jeans that are two or more sizes too small.

A member of the public tripped over a paving slab and fell into the open trench. His spectacles broke as his head got stuck in Big Dave's arse cleavage

by Spleenvent September 4, 2006

Cleveland Sideslapper

When the female vagina has become loose because of overusage the sides of the vagina flaps as she walks. Science has shown that all girls in cleveland have loose pussies.

Her cleveland sideslapper hit me in the face and gave me a black eye.

by Ramchargerz April 27, 2009

Cleveland, Ohio

1. n. The city that God forgot. Population is afflicted with a group inferiority complex that results in extreme anxiety and skepticism whenever one of its sports teams is in national spotlight, resulting in a colossal sports choke.

2. v. To be forgotten by God.

1. Mayor: Dear God, please help my city.
God: what city is that, your honor?
Mayor: Cleveland, Ohio.
God: Ummm, Cleveland? Oh, yeah, I forgot about your city. SORRY.

2. Captain, we're sinking fast. The Titanic has been Clevelanded.

by Ricksick December 30, 2010

Cleavland Sock

Using a sock to wipe your ass when taking a dump in a vacant house. Then rolling it up and putting it in your pocket!

"Man I'm glad I wore socks today!" "This Cleavland Sock is going to be hard to wash!"

by caaaaaa May 16, 2006

Cleveland Raincheck

When you go home with a fugly chick and begin to sober up you realize you can't sleep with this girl. When she goes to the restroom to prepare herself for sex, you pull the sheets and covers down, dump all over the bed and pull the sheets back to cover your crap. Then run like hell!

Last night this chick took me home and as soon as she went to the bathroom i left her a cleveland raincheck in her bed!

by mcsruff_dog September 27, 2010

Cleveland Steamers

A carpet cleaning company based in Champaign, IL. They have been working since 2002.

Wow my carpets are reallly fucking dirty. Who should i call?......The Cleveland Steamers!!!!

by theoneandolnly July 21, 2010