I crash my camel toe bridge

the lyrics from "I Love It" (feat. Charli XCX) "I crashed my car into the bridge." sounds an awful lot like "I crash my camel toe bridge".

The sentence "I don't care" is making everyone hear this song in their head, so people started saying "I crash my camel toe bridge".

Roger: Charlie, our fellow classmate just got into a car accident
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.
Roger: How can you say that?!

Cashier: Sir, you forgot your change!
Charlie: I crash my camel toe bridge.

by Canariburger November 27, 2013

1 2 3 4 i spy a camel toe

Something you say when you spot a camel toe, usually said by a group of lads. It is funnier and has more effect than saying just camel toe

Lad A) 1 2 3 4 i spy a camel toe
Lad B) Where :O
Lad A) There !
Lad B) Lol

by The Camels Toe April 18, 2009

Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!

What you disgustedly snort to someone who is selfishly trying to take up more than his share of available space, such as in a bed, on a couch, in a passenger's seat, etc.

When Chief Tecumseh was negotiating with General Harrison, he crowded Harrison toward the end of the bench they were sitting on. When Harrison made a "Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!" type of protest, Tecumseh smiled knowingly and replied that he was trying to illustrate to General Harrison how his people felt about being pushed off their tribal lands by the English settlers.

by QuacksO April 3, 2021

לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash)

(in Hebrew לא לשים הגמל בזבל): a funny/silly Hebrew phrase meaning, don't do something ridiculous or retarded without having though it through, only to regret it later.

Since camels are a valuable source, even to this day, of transportation in The Middle East, I will conclude that the phrase לא לשים הגמל בזבל (don't put the camel in the trash) in English, would have to be a rational and sound piece of advice, let alone a silly phrase I invented.

by Sexydimma October 12, 2013

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

The Smokey Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens with herniated lumbar disks.

Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you "The Smokey Camel Burp".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

camel-dick

The male equivalent of camel-toe. This occurs when a male wears skinny jeans that are a bit too tight, allowing a person facing them to see the outline and possibly girth of that males penis.

Andrew: Hey man check out my new skinny jeans.
Steve: Ew, dude! I can see your camel-dick!
Andrew: Thats the idea! I can't feel my legs though.

by MSGD August 28, 2015