Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod

That front load washer sure made my dick shine

by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018

Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

Front Back

Small tits.
Not a Back Back, but a Front Back.
Looks like her Front is a Back

She has a Front Back

by spikkaspegg March 12, 2020

Front 40

The opposite of the Back 40. The front of the building if you will.

Ya'll come up here to the front 40, I need to show you something.

by JennyFyre June 3, 2021

Front butt

A person has a “front but “ when the fat in the front of their body matches the back and it appears that they could sit down in either direction

Front butt : large round fat deposit in the lower front part of the body

by Theosourus November 15, 2017

Three Man Front

Where you violently and roughly get fucked by all the members of the front, phrase said by "sissified men" asking for some action in a group or unit position.

Particularly includes three men or more in per setting, with the phrase user being on the submissive role.

"God I need a Three Man Front so bad!"

by anonymous July 29, 2024

A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021