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dick credit card

When a man takes his full erect penis and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female's ass cheeks
the guy i was with last night gave me a dick credit card
by Bungmangler April 23, 2007
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Pick up the cards

A polite way of telling to someone that you know they're (at least in your opinion) are talking bullshit and they should stop now.
The phrase is constructed from the popular modern card game "bullshit" in which when those that lie about the cards they put down and are caught are forced to pick up the cards in the pile. devo
Guy 1: "So then I was just in this Bottle-o and this chick asked me for a root and I was like 'yiew'"
Guy 2: "Pick up the cards gimp"

Player 1 "Three 2's"
Player 2 "Two fours"
Player 3 "Five fives"
Player 1 "your a retard, pick up the cards"
by Robo the guy February 23, 2011
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Credit Card Game

Gambling with a group of friends to pay for food, by placing a credit card from everyone in the bill and telling your server to pick one at random.
"Man, I lost a credit card game last night. There were six of us at The Cheesecake Factory and the bill was $150"
by angrycalf February 14, 2012
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Flash cards and freak

When two students want to netflix and chill but need to study
"I want to hang out but I have to study"
"It's okay. We can flash cards and freak"
by Bellacapri01 January 13, 2016
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Debit-Card Roulette

The suspenseful game of trying to buy things with a debit card that has little money left in the account. You win if you have enough money to buy the item; you lose if you find you have "insufficent funds" and cannot buy the item.
John lost his first game of debit-card roulette when he tried to buy ten dollars worth of McDonalds with $4.25 left in his account.
by Lutesy123 December 15, 2012
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Three Card Charlie

The act of a man placing his penis in a woman's mouth after removing it from their partner's ass, during a sexual encounter involving three persons. Thus, doing ass to mouth with the woman in waiting.
Bob is having anal sex with Jill while her friend Jane is in waiting. Bob then preforms a Three Card Charlie by removing his penis from Jill's ass and placing it into Jane's mouth.
by Milaga March 26, 2009
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UNO Reverse Card

The ultimate card that will always be effective upon usage to a living and non living being.

This card is currently the most devastating weapon out there.

The speciality of this card:
• It will 1000% reverse the acts of what the living/non living being are doing to you.
• It has no expire date as long as it's in good condition
• For this item to take it's action, it will react in an instant, in fact, even if an atom bomb is right above your head and you pull out the UNO Reverse Card, it will instantly ricochet to where it originally was.
Cashier: "That'll be $420 and 69¢"
Me: pulls out UNO Reverse Card "Not today sir!"
Cashier: "Aw man, you got me there. Alright, next!"
by Cheese Broccoli Pizza April 30, 2020
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