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by Jamypower June 29, 2021
Get the Wankery mug.One who plays at being submissive until it becomes the slightest bit inconvenient.
A submissive (BDSM) wannabe.
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by Master's toy May 1, 2007
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JORGE- Dude No She''s not so quit your shit.
*1 week and 1/2 later*
JORGE- Dude she cheated on me
JON DOE- i fucking told you dumbass
JORGE- Dude No She''s not so quit your shit.
*1 week and 1/2 later*
JORGE- Dude she cheated on me
JON DOE- i fucking told you dumbass
by STR8IISLAUGHTER July 18, 2009
Get the Double Winder mug.It refers to a woman that has the inability to commit to crossfit classes and therefore decides to burn calories by means of masterbation or phoning a "friend". Characteristics of a Master Wanker are that she mysteriously disappears during lunch (a nooner) or early afternoon (afternoon delight) and reappears with a sneaky smile on their face.
After weeks and weeks of fooling herself the Master Wanker looks in the mirror and realizes that she is hot enough and decides to go back to being a normal wanker.
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