Mr. Unicorn

Noun - A penis.

Refers to the male genitalia.

I'd like to pet Mr. Unicorn.

by Bob monkey September 17, 2013

Double Unicorn

(females) The act of packin' a phat double horseshoe whilst sucking a long dong shlong.

"Man, I finally got my girl to give a double unicorn last night"

by Yeeznutt May 14, 2017

Unicorn poop

Unicorn poop
When you're stabbed in the head and your brain starts spewing blood💀‼

Alex was stabbed so bad, on the head last night!!! You should've seen the large amount of unicorn poop that spewed out of his head.

by Jestar July 12, 2019

Buff Unicorn

A complete and total dumbfuck.

Babbler is an example of a Buff Unicorn.

by Haloofthesun January 17, 2011

Feedin the unicorn

light weighted girls planning on drinking hard alcohol and getting drunk.

girls that drink little and get drunk quickly on hard alcohol.

Did you see Linda at the party?!" "Yea she was fucking feedin the unicorn.

by colossalblonde November 02, 2010

limp dick unicorn

When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn.

I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn!

by 100%Real May 06, 2015

The Invisible Pink Unicorn

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is the goddess of a satiric parody religion aimed at theistic beliefs, which takes the form of a unicorn that is paradoxically both invisible and pink... imagine that.

The Invisible Pink Unicorn is commonly used to highlight the perceived fallacious or arbitrary nature of supernatural beliefs by, for example, replacing the word "god" in any theistic statement with "Invisible Pink Unicorn".

by myana___ February 13, 2008