Duck Dick

Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.

"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"

by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010

Strange duck

One who thinks they are high and mighty and has no regards for others.

Bruce is one STRANGE DUCK, he thinks he can get his way with others doing everything for him

by Dexter2020 April 28, 2022

Duck butt

The kind of puckering of one's own asshole in extreme situations where it is so clenched, it becomes water tight, like a duck's butt.

"The registration in this car has been out for 3 months. Every time I pass a cop, I duck butt."

by OhSoMoist December 8, 2017

Donkey Duck

The alternative to Donkey Dick

You are being a donkey duck

by Donkeyducklover76 October 22, 2017

Getting Duck

The act of Drinking until your ducked

"yo man are getting fucked yet?"
"nah, I'm getting ducked"

by lolperson1234 October 2, 2011

Gay duck

Cutest duck ever!! Earths best friend ;3

Hi gay duck!

by Earth0690 December 14, 2021

Duck Story

A song about ducks. The first one is the best.

Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?

Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023