UR MUM

What you say when you have nothing to do when you get roasted.

Well, Guess what, UR MUM

by SUSSyBAKacough January 15, 2022

Mum

The woman that gave birth to you and always wins a fight but secretly doing that because she loves u

*Fighting*
Mum:YOU KNOW THAT I CARRIED YOU FOR 9 MONTHS?!?!

by Kayia online January 11, 2020

Mum

Your mum

Your mum

by CupcaKKeeeeee March 6, 2022

MuM D

A person who is known by many, often the funny guy in the group. He/she usually is the player in the group.

MuM D is the nickname I would give john

by IamDontai November 23, 2021

your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.

your mum is the fittest in this room

by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

YOUR MUM

Your mum is the person who gave birth to you after having sexual intercourse with your dad

Guy1: Who was you with last night?
Guy2: Your Mum

by CHRIS BORWN July 12, 2022