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Jack moment

A Jack moment is when someone makes an unfunny Sus joke or normal joke that’s cliche
Nate: oh I’m bout kick your ass
Jack: I’m bouta eat your ass
Kayden: Jack moment
by Doritomuncher January 9, 2022
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Jah moment

The opposite of a bruh moment; an occurrence whose miraculousness can only be expressed by invoking Jah.
Person 1: "Bruh Pat really goated up today."
Person 2: "Yeah that was a real Jah moment."
by Bruh McJah December 15, 2019
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Kneebone Moment

A moment of extreme triumph, or celebration, over the unlikeliest of odds, involving a 'heroic stance', firmly planted legs, hands either confidently on hips or perhaps held skyward, perhaps with a sword.

Derived, as far as I can tell, from a misunderstanding/evolution of the meaning of 'an achilles heel', as the knee bone is a vunerable part of the human body, but a part which carries the weight of expectation that such a pose implies.
"The bit in 'Born to Run' by Bruce Springsteen right after he shouts '1...2...3...4!' is a pure Kneebone Moment"

"Standing on top of a mountain with a broadsword raised to the heavens as thunder explodes around you is about as unadulterated a Kneebone Moment as you can get"

Any song written by Jim Steinman will probably contain at least one Kneebone Moment.
by Science Man Jr July 20, 2009
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kumquat moment

The point when mutual flirtation is on the edge of crossing one of the flirter's boundaries and they feel the need to deploy a safety word.
Gosh, that sounds like a kumquat moment!
by hmvocab May 31, 2015
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Nigga Moment

When two white males accidentally bump into each other on the crosswalk, they would simply shake it off or say "Sorry/Excuse me"

When two black males 'accidentally' bump into each other on the crosswalk, they would start a fight right then and there for the littlest reason. Heck, one might even pull out a gun or knife. ...Maybe both.
by November 10, 2015
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Narrow Moment

Used to describe a incel coomer and whenever they loose an argument they start crying and spamming a chat with crying emotes.
Narrow: BRO COPE MALD, SEETHE YOU NEED COPIUM, STAY MAD, STAY MAD, STAY MAD
Normal Person: Bro literally a narrow moment
by Jonsey121 March 20, 2022
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