team douschebag

total tools for have no authority to call others tools.
hey, matt just called harry a tool. dude he pulled a team douschebag
by dramageek November 14, 2007
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Team Leader

A ridiculously dedicated and talented individual who consistently ignores their own wants/needs, juggles multiple priorities and keeps their team hyper-motivated.

A serious badass who may go without recognition (or sleep) for extended periods of time.

Team Leaders are highly trustworthy. They have everyone's respect, make good bank and earn every penny of it.
My team leader is seriously legit. I would run through a brick wall for that guy!
by highlanddesign October 04, 2021
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The Nub Team

The Nub Team is a way to describe every Dota 2 team composition ever. The following is the usual team composition.

Your Team:

You: doing decently good, sorta bad, or absolutely amazing, depending on your skill level.

Spanish person: read below.

The Cocky: varies per team, but usually one per team. has some KDR like "10/2/0" and killsteals from everyone in the game. They blame you/The Support while ignoring The Noob

The Noob: usually has some KDR like "0/13/5" but ends up never being spoken of by The Cocky as bad, likely because of being friend/in cahoots with them.

The Supporter: usually has some KDR like "2/7/31" and gets yelled at alot by The Cocky for having a bad KDR (though The Cocky always ignores assists) but is still there doing most of the work helping the rest of the team win.

Their team:

Spanish Person: TODOS RATAS REPORT (your name here)

The Spammy: This person is the Their team equivilant of The Cocky. They usually choose a very cheap hero like Sniper, Axe, or Phantom Assasin. Nuff said.

The Rat: This person always is being a rat (rat is a term used to refer acting like a rat: carefully nibbling away tiny bits of structures, and running away at the first sign of danger.) who usually plays as Spirit Breaker.

The Stalker: you are unlucky if you find this guy, usually with a KDR like "7/3/5" and always following you whichever lane you go on.

SNIPER: this person only plays as sniper. Watch out, they will always 1 hit kill you. Because they play as sniper.
Im really tired of being on The Nub Team. :(
I got put with The Nub Team again.
How do i stop being on The Nub Team?
by chisseled diving board April 07, 2017
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SWAT TEAM!

some thing you yell, when someone is holding an object or about to catch something and another person hits it down with their hand
Amado came out of no where and swatted the aproaching frisbee thrown by bijan.....it hit the ground and amado yelled "SWAT TEAM!" as he taunted.
by bobby and bijan February 27, 2008
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Team Unknown

1: When your relationship status is unknown to the masses

2: Information about you life is not spread and kept a secret
1. "You single?" "Man... im #TEAM UNKNOWN"

2: "I never know who #team unknown is dating."
by Kash and Yorkie April 12, 2010
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nightmare team

Is the opposite of "dream team".

A group of people, totally wrong for their tasks.

Born in sport environment, can be referred to work or to family context... .

The nightmare team can turn every simple job in a nightmare, every simple match in a disaster.

They will never reach the target, ever.
1) At work

Frank:- The boss decide to give AST job to Mark, Daniel and Frederick.

Mary:- Oh shit! Such a nigthmare team! Another customer lost... !

2) At playground

Player 1:- The coach will call all old players for the tommorow's match.

Player 2:- Oh, those people quit 10 years ago...

Player 1:- Yes, right... It will be a nightmare team...
by Francesco Liberale June 29, 2010
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team morningwood

Girls who use their mouths to take care of their boyfriends or husbands with morningwood
I did my duty for Team Morningwood and sucked Billy's cock when I woke up this morning.
by Billy D. Williams November 16, 2007
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