Steven

Steven is a lonely log .He always tries to fit in but he fails all the time. He is adopted and no 1 likes him .He has a fat girlfriend and thinks there everything .He has a big mushroom head .He likes toes.He talks like a strange animal
"Steven is such a weirdo"
by Skytv May 19, 2019
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Steven

the best giga chad you ever seen he gets so many girls simping for him even alannah
kids : guys have you seen Steven

Steven : whats up guys

alannah : omg i want steven so bad daddy
by quaandale quangle January 06, 2023
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Stevens

a form of nasty shit normally the ones you take after a night of drinking natural lights
Damn Mark I just took the nastiest Stevens in my life
by Dan Glee Sac November 13, 2019
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Steven

A man who is keen on Irony. Example: making a fake definition of himself to show how stupid social media trends are.
Steven should get a life, but it's too late for that now.
by ChuckYeager November 23, 2021
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Steven

Steven is a a very strong person who just wants to be loved. Very athletic but loved weed also.His soulmate is most likely a beautiful girl named Ariel.
Hey did you see how steven catch the football? He is awesome in the field.
by wingstopeaterarie November 21, 2023
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Steven is the door knob in every friend group. He is the person to cry when getting caught by the cops. He is also the type of person to go play crossing guard with the fucking train and yell stop. He most likely practices kissing for his nonexistent girlfriend on his mom.He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely foxes dog at 3 AM. Steven makes car e He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely fucks his dog at 3 AM. He is most likely that cringy ASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 911bASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 9/11.
Eww look it’s the fucking doorknob Steven coming down the hill. “ hey Steven don’t fall over your own ass!!”
by Bs.gerp January 31, 2020
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steven

a fucking gay dude who sucks a lot of dick
Your so gay steven
by steven aravalo April 01, 2019
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