rule 1801

Generally accepted Internet Rule that you cannot wank off an Eskimo on a Wednesday
Person 1 (On Wednesday) : I really want to wank off an Eskimo

Person 2 : Rule 1801 bitch
by HerpDerpMassive January 20, 2015
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McSummer Rule

The unwritten rule that comes into effect when McDonald's temporarily changes the price of all fountain soft drinks to $1 for summer.

The rule states that one MUST purchase a large-sized drink, regardless of the situation. In theory, this is to avoid possible fear of needing to drink more and teasing. Some may even buy a large drink simply because they are afraid of not getting every penny's worth of soda.
A: Hold on Jeff, let me go get a large coke.
B: I thought you were trying to lose weight.
A: Hey, it's cheap, and that's why I'm getting one.
B: Why get a large though?
A: Dude, it's the McSummer rule!
B: Whatever. You're not actually gonna drink the whole thing are you?
A: 'course not........just don't question it.
by drinkupordie June 22, 2010
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Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.
According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.
by Pussbucket January 20, 2011
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Rule Sus

anything can be turned into an among us crewmate or a crewmate can drawn over the image can people can't stop seeing it
Hey I can see a crewmate in this image isn't it called rule sus
by Chico The Bird March 07, 2021
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The pound rule

If one of your mates sleeps with some you already have they owe you a pound.
Alright lad have you got my pound or good night last night I heard' " the pound rule" stands d if deep
by Sammyc88 June 18, 2019
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The Lawrence Rule

Wanting a theory or rule named after you.
Sofia wanted a to create a math rule so she could get to name it after herself, "The Lawrence Rule".
by Black-billed Magpie February 05, 2022
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Rule 90

If a song exists, there must also exist a trap remix of said song. Rule 91
Dude 1: "God I wish this song had a sick drum beat behind it."
Dude 2: "Hey man, Rule 90."
Dude 1: "Awesome."
by Intergalactic crackwhore July 09, 2020
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