Rachel

Absolutely useless person who is flaky and unreliable. Rachel will manipulate you deliberately and strike where it hurts.

She’s not stupid, but she’s not smart either. She is jealous, toxic and materialistic. She will 100% of the time choose money over loved ones.

Person 1: hey can you call Rachel and ask her to pick up the kids?
Person 2: if you ask Rachel they would never get picked up, she’s about as reliable as using pull out for birth control; and she would know how reliable that is.

Person: is Rachel coming into work today?

Person 2: Rachel called off because because her brother has a planters wart.
Person: she called off for what?

by Glendamartinez362 November 28, 2021

rachel faith austin

Noun. Someone that over produces belly button lint.

Don't be a Rachel faith austin and clean out your belly button kids.

by Bob don April 3, 2017

Rachele

A girl who likes to get bullied and achieves sexual climax from being bullied.

Don't pull a Rachele on her, she's probably gonna cum.

by anthony1024 September 18, 2025

Callum and Rachel

Together they are perfect and unstoppable

no matter what gets in their way it always works out

have you seen callum and rachel? they’re perfect!

by RK<3 March 24, 2022

Rachel

A Rachel is always living 5 steps in the future. She appreciates what she has, but never stops dreaming how it could be better. A Rachel is frequently underestimating herself. Others see her style and talents, but she only sees her flaws. Once Rachel falls in love, she will love that person forever, regardless if it is reciprocated. Luckily, her love expands to encompass all who are worthy.

Oh, she still loves you after24 years? That's so Rachel of her.

by FlyingJaguar November 23, 2021

Rachel

everyone's mum

Rachel went out for a fag while the kids are messing up the kitchen

by Nerd659529+ September 15, 2022

Rachel is a maori

Tells people shes not a Maori when really she is....
Rachel is a Maori however doesn't like to be classed as one. would you see Rachel doing kapahaka? No you wouldn't

Kiora Rachel, sorry I don't understand that because I'm not a Maori

Does Rachel eat hungii ?? NO because she's not a Maori however she will eat fry bread because Rachel is a maori

by Frogs fly goats sing January 21, 2024