Drunk Rules

An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.

Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.

by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 May 3, 2018

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Rule 34

Rule 34 of the internet. This is the most infamous unwritten rule. It states that any famous object (both physical and non-physical), topic, fandom, or person has a pornographic counterpart.

In other words: "If it exists, there is porn of it."

Person 1: Do you think minecraft porn exists?
Person 2: Remember rule 34? Of course it does!
Person 1: Should I look it up?
Entire Room: NO.

by That_Nerd22 July 24, 2018

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Deployment Rules

AKA "D.R."; A known and unwritten creed to never discuss the philandering and sexually-related extracurricular activities of one's fellow shipmates or soliders while on overseas liberty."

"Hey guys, before we go out, remember DEPLOYMENT RULES for tonight".

by Steamer 2 January 30, 2008

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Roman rules

Noun: The codification that permits a contestant to puke and rally in an eating or drinking game.

First known use: King of the Hill s7e2 “The Fat and the Furious”

“He could take down Joey Chestnut if they played with Roman rules.”

“I finished a century club last night but I blew chunks at 81; Erik said it doesn’t count because I used Roman rules.”

by nirmod August 10, 2022

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