Pre-emptive Strike

The act of being unfaithful as a result of fear that one's mate will someday be unfaithful.

My wife was afraid I was going to sleep with my secretary so she pulled a pre-emptive strike with the pool boy.

by Smart Arick July 8, 2010

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cock pre-juice

clear, salty, and runny liquid that comes out of your cock when you jerk off or have a throbbing hard cock in your underwear or get sucked. Basically when you are very horned up.

Damn, I've been jerking off for 5 hrs and my cock is all wet with cock pre-juice!

My underwear always get wet and smelly because my cock pumps out pre-juice whenever it gets throbbing hard.

I love sucking his cock because his cock pumps out a lot of tasty pre-juice when I suck him off.

by ekimo February 14, 2009

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pre-med student

A person who wants to help society by helping people get better. They are caring people who want to go to medical school.

My best friends are pre-med students and med school students. They are AWESOME.

by nauyknt April 27, 2006

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pre-sequitur

actually there is no such thing as a presequitur, but there is a common misconcepton that there is something of that nature which exists. The Phallacy results due to an ignorance of linguistic derivation commonly known as ontology.
Non means "without"
sequitur means following
therefore non sequitur means without following
in some examples people mistakenly believe a presequitur is something that crops up from a previous conversation in a new conversation - but this is still merely a non sequitur

a) Dude are you sure about this presequitur business
b) oh absolutely certain - doesnt exist
a) fried eggs ?
b) hmmm what?
a) thats what i think we ate that on tabletop mountain
b) ahaha oh I get it you used a non-sequitur
a) yes to illustrate the point that its not a pre-sequitur

by nignips January 3, 2008

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