knee sniffer

a really short person; typically a term for a short affectionate partner.

them: can u reach the topshelf thanks
you: shut up knee sniffer

by mcsnigger August 7, 2023

All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

drunk knee

The syndrome that affects the knees following a heavy night of drinking and falling on one's knees.

That night at Ryan's left me with a bad case of drunk knee.

by Gordon Towns March 24, 2017

Feekie Knees

Feekie Knees: Noun (n) & Verb (V).
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.

My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.

Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.

Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.

Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.

by Muffriend April 17, 2024

Arden Knee

Someone who is sexually attracted to women named Natsuki and hates people named johnny Arden also likes to look at natsuki picturees

Omg this dude is such Arden Knee such a jerk why does he have to do that status

by jdal;kflksdf;lkajsdfl;kajsdsjf November 2, 2020

Knee Knocker

When someone laughs and you slap your knee

That was a Knee Knocker

by boingjoun June 13, 2019

knee-boogers

1. knee scabs, especially ones which are beginning to hang loose

1. That guy's shorts are showing off some serious hairy knee-boogers

by nomadhacker November 5, 2019