milk skirt

Another name for a mustache.

"Milk", describing the color an upper lip fades to after wearing a mustache for an extended period of time.

"Skirt" describing the growth of hair that protects this sensitive, sensual area.

"We rarely catch such a glimpse under the milk skirt"

(After performing cunnilingus) "Well.. I'm off to scrub the ole milk skirt..."

"Randy began acting like a real diva after he started wearing that milk skirt."

by Vitamin-B April 3, 2013

pigeon milk

A mixed drink served at social gatherings made with vodka, coffee liquor, Irish cream and topped off with Red Bull - left standing for several minutes - which curdles the cream into a nice chunky froth. Resembles the delicate nourishing manna regurgitated by mother pigeons into the mouths of their fledgling young. It gives you wings - pigeon wings.

Cam (*while pouring a glass)*: “Birds of a feather - “
Everyone: “-flock together! Let’s all get another round of pigeon milk!”

by Pigeon Jim January 30, 2022

Choccy milk

A dumb meme that has been revived by the TikTok community, apparently makes “Pain go away”

normie: i just lost a fortnite game
Twitch Chad: pog
normie: pop a choccy milk…
Reddit Chad: ???
normie: because choccy milk make pain go away
Discord Chad: Are you mentally there?

by Pseudocool February 18, 2021

pajama milk

Male or female wet dream fluid.

"had a great dream last night, woke up covered in pajama milk!"

by The Dudestache February 5, 2014

2% Milk

A girl with a small chest, generally A cup or smaller.

Jon: Finally got to 2nd base with Shannon last night.
Steve: Was it even any good, not like she's really stacked.
Jon: I mean 2% milk is still milk ain't it.
Steve: Yeah I guess you right, haha

by PopplerPopper January 1, 2021

milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.

I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.

by inkedblue March 3, 2014

Milk Woman

A milk woman is just your basic blonde weeb. If you wondering why she is a milk woman you will know when you let her in your house cos she will guzzle all the milk you have in your fridge. But she proffers light milk.

Mum: why is all the milk gone?
Child: oh i let the milk woman in the house
Mum: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THAT WAS 15 LITRES OF MILK

by seagullEve January 6, 2021