your brother a man lover

Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest

Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap

Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve

Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.

by GhostIsGay April 9, 2018

blind lover

Someone in a relationship who can't tell what the other is feeling when it is obvious.

Wow, Laura... How could you be such a blind lover?

by Savage309 February 27, 2017

best lover friend

When you're someone best lover but they just wanna be friends.

Sally sue tell me I'm the best lover friend she ever had.

by Ppdr May 24, 2016

lover duche oven

A weird kink where one of the lovers gets super turned on after getting duche oven

That's a lover duche oven

by I'm da man April 27, 2016

midnight lover

Whore at midnight who sucks your dick in the morning

Hee Mark do you remember that midnight lover of 2 years ago?

by Teun5 September 10, 2016

paramore lover

Someone who loves the greatest band ever to play music and knows Hayley Williams is the greatest singer born

Man, I'm such a Paramore lover, Crushcrushcrush was so good

by Roc_1999 September 7, 2016

god awful lovers

Satan worshipper

Pistol packin mama lay that pistol down god awful lovers

by Jdjtbbc July 28, 2016