incognito jay

Someone who's never in their office or answers the phone. Walks about frantically with no direction. Forgets frequently missions and tasks. Incapable of handling multiple tasks at one time. Generally a space cadet. May randomly whip his hair around like he's a model.

Employee: Where the fuck is Incognito Jay?
Other employee: Probably doing a fat rail in the bathroom.

Employee: Where the fuck is incognito jay?
Other employee: Probably on autotrader.com

by thomas124521 December 18, 2018

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S Jay

A Team Fortress 2 Youtuber who uploads once a year.

"When's S Jay uploading?"
"In a few months."

by FrayneDycer April 19, 2019

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jay wyatttt

An absolute legend that knows evrything and has a best friend called caitlin whos rlly leng

Mum” You’re being such a good jay wyatttt

by jaywyatt July 4, 2021

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The Jai Pow

The Jai Pow is a brutalist form of masturbation originating in southern Asia in the early 2000's. The Host takes upon his member with a violence rarely seen, forcing upon it an entire chicken, marinated in the sweet tikka masala sauces of the region. The host then begins to rub his member with the chicken, while reciting the traditional anthem Mundian De Bach Ke. Upon ejaculation, the sperm mixes with the orange sauce and the blood from the injuries sutained to the penis as a result of the bones in the chicken being forced into it's flesh forming a lovely sunburst toned mixture known commonly as Jamba juice.

Bredda, Big man ting, it's kinda weird yeah, but you gotta try The Jai Pow. That fucking shit it produces tastes wild fam.

by bencurryy May 3, 2022

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