leaves in the gutter

Putting a wad of toilet paper in your butt crack to absorb a shart or blowout.

I feel a shart coming on….put some leaves in the gutter to absorb that shart!

by The KI girls April 3, 2025

Leaves in the gutter

The act of stuffing toilet paper between one’s butt cheeks to prevent a shart from soiling your underwear.

Dave: I have a bad case of bubble gut. I almost shit my pants.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.

by BLiv July 16, 2025