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Evan

That one friend that never gets on the game even when he said he would. But never has a good excuse.
Is John gonna get on tonight? Probably not, he's pulling an Evan.
by RCR terms June 29, 2025
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Evan

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy
by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020
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Xander Evans

The tiniest but biggest bot. Avoid him at all costs.
Run for your life, it's Xander Evans!
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020
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Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Evan

Evan is a short man with bad hair and ugly mustache
Girl : ew its evan run
Evan : hi *picks nose and eats*
by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 16, 2022
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Evan

by Skittlepop3000 April 14, 2023
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