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Under cover blown

When your partner wakes up and finds you getting head from another person.
I told John to stop moaning loudly before his fiancée got my under cover blown, but he still was loud and caught us.
by Onlyme4you December 29, 2024
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Epstein Cover Up

You know why they're doing it right? They thought they had a whistleblower. Their retarded sex cult thought they had a whistleblower (for obvious reason) and they couldn't figure out who it was... So THEY GAVE A SACRIFICE TO GOD (The eye of the abstract phantom that constitutes the public) in the form of Jeffrey Epstein... And when they realized that the retard sex cult was just MY thing... They decided to cover it up. So they are still doing it. They just KNOW... That they never had a secret whistle blower. And they are convincing the media and the other politicians to say the opposite of everything I say and PROMOTE that AS REALITY... Rather than.... Tell the truth. And you fucks are willing to go along with it because it means you get to keep pretending the retard is better than me or that women's choices are more important than they actually are and that I can't say anything bad about your piece of shit, mentally retard, worthless fucking asshole kids who as shit and deserve nothing but death!
Hym "So now that they know that there is no whistleblower they can safely sweep it under the rug because now that they know that THEIR retard sex cult where the MENTALLY RETARDED, NEPOTISTIC OFFSPRING OF THE PEOPLE WHO OWN CITIES HAVE WOMEN BROUGHT TO FUCK THEM is safe... It doesn't matter anymore! The retard sex cult isn't the problem... JUST LIKE WITH NOAH... The fact that a mental retard is having employees of a mental retard facility brought to fuck him... It's that I know about it! Or that I know about it and I don't! Or it's my PERCEPTION or women and retards that need to change! Or my behavior! Right? As they eat the fruits of MY BEHAVIOR (and as you all do)... I still need to submit to their will! It's inane! So they are just still doing it! I made them waste a perfectly sex island BUUUT as we all know from Hunter Biden and Noah Kroll... The children of rich people are exempt from the rules... And we all have to do what they want... And we can't say anything about it... And they will steal all of your stuff and make you kill yourself! Right? Right guys? Those are the rules! That's what the YouTubers are trying to sell. So that's why the Epstein cover up!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Chocolate covered mustang

when a Latin female has a nice ass and body but and ugly face.
Hey G! Look at that chocolate covered mustang at 5 o’clock!
by Kaystorm16 November 10, 2025
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sneeze and cover

When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.
Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?

Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.
by pnutbutta May 28, 2011
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Real Time Coverage

The actual extent or degree of time during which something is observed, analyzed, and reported as the event occurs.
Our new real time coverage page is now available for every news story as soon as they become available.
by Real Time Coverage October 23, 2013
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white chocolate covered cherry

1. Where a guy takes a girls virginity and orgasms inside her with out a condom.
Guy 1. Dude, I got me a white chocolate covered cherry last night. It was awesome. Best sex ever!

Guy 2. That's awesome bro!
by greenbyrd03 February 26, 2014
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a tractor covered in gravy

Well its when Adam Kertz takes a massive Asian crap wial on a tractor.
A tractor covered in gravy is a Tactical nuke tractor.
by ShakeDaddy April 17, 2014
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