Chili Commissioner

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.

Hi, I'm the Chili Commissioner! I'd like to thank you for coming today! Ha!

by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016

Intergalactic multi colored chili beans

Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.

Hey man watch me eat these Intergalactic multi colored chili beans and watch what happens next!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

Toledo Chili Dog

When you defecate on a woman's chest then have sex with her breasts

Brandon ate some Rudy's then gave a random chick a Toledo Chili Dog

by B Random419 April 29, 2022

Chili Volcano

The act of pouring chili in someone’s asshole and then eating the chili out of their asshole

- “ONG that chili volcano hit the spot”.
- Matthew wants to get chili volcanoed.

by TheBallsGuy March 25, 2024

Chili peen

When A member Of the Illuminati puts chilli powder of their penis and their inserts it into the arse of the partner

"Babe your ready to chili peen?"

by Peenchugger123 April 29, 2019

Chili Cheese Dog

When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.

I told you some girls like dick cheese, she made me a chili cheese dog last night!

by My moist is critical October 22, 2024

Chili Ruha

When a female, or male takes a dump on your chest, while simultaneously shoving a manaquin arm in and out of your ass.

Man, that chuck was wild. I needed a shower after my first chili ruha. Hurts to sit too

by Munchiemax April 27, 2022