Centrally located between Watts and Beverely Hills, the University of Southern California is the home of the Trojans, Fuck the Bruins!!! USC is also home to the rich and select poor kids on scholarship. Also known as the University of Sexy Chicks, this is a ridiculous misnomer, but at least our bitches are hotter than the ones cross-town, Fuck the Bruins!!! The weeks consists of sleeping through classes and eating "food" in the on campus cafeterias. The weekends are filled with sausage-fest parties, unless you happen to be a frat boy. And let's not fail to mention the soon to be three-peat national football champs. Also see UCLA sucks at everything.
The University of Southern California Trojans fucked the Oklahoma Sooners 55-19.
by Cheeks February 13, 2005
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California Stocking Stuffer

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.
Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!
by Jschape June 10, 2010
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california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.
Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.
by Satan October 21, 2003
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California Cream Pie

A sexual position: It involves one guy ejaculating in the woman's mouth after fellatio. The woman now spits the semen into the guys asshole. After the semen is lodged in the guy's asshole, the guy either farts or shits on the woman's face.

Note: Not limited to a guy and a girl; can be with more than one guy
He gave me the best California Cream Pie last night! It's still in my hair!
by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 24, 2009
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California White Out

When a female takes a guy's load in her mouth, then spits it into her hand and slaps the guy across the face with that hand.
Dude 1: Dude, what's that on your face?
Dude 2: Man, my chick just totally gave me a California White Out.
by Abunchofguysfrombeale August 25, 2010
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san disco, california

The future name of the Urban/Metro sprawl from Tijuana to Berkeley. San Disco is a blue voter district. San Disco has the highest average Real Estate prices in the Nation. San Disco is a new sound of music pooped out by Jason Mraz & friends.
I really want to go to San Disco, California...or listen to it...
by megan808 October 10, 2007
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california snow shoe

When a california womans vagina is so wore out, you can fit your foot in there and walk around
"You had better slow down sally." "Taking all that dick so often is gonna leave you with a california snow shoe."
by Dr. Kenzobis September 11, 2011
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