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Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
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Fruits basket

A touching story that will make you cry, laugh, and get angry. A manga that you can read over and over again without getting bored.
In my opinion, they should have done the entire manga for the fruits basket anime. The first 8 books isn't good enough (this sucks)
-_-
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Bucket Fanny

like throwing a sausage down a hallway
by Kyll-Xavier May 12, 2003
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Bucket Got A Hole In It

Late 60s/ early 70s slang for "cuckolded."

"You better check your bucket" meant "I think your girlfriend's cheating on you, dude."
Is your bucket got a hole in it, fellas?
Now lemme tell you/ how you can check:

When your kisses fail to move her,
And your rap don't seem to groove her,
When your touch don't turn her on,
Fellas, as sure as you're born,

Your bucket got a hole in it.

"Check Your Bucket" - Eddie Bo
by kickyfast December 21, 2007
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bucket list babe

A woman so complete in her capacity to fulfill every man's deepest desires that a mere smile from her in person would whiteout your entire bucket list.
When I saw Lauren Francesca in that sun dress in CHASING THE KISS with Walter Masterson I knew she was forever more my bucket list babe.
by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011
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burkettitis

The spawning of an egotistical jerkface known as codykins. codyxcatashtrophe. or anything that ends in burkett who wanted to use you and all your friends.
be careful burkettitis is spreading through southern indiana like wildfire. you need to get the vaccine
by darquavioustrusselnigga December 31, 2011
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fell into a bucket of shit

A contraction of "fell into a bucket of shit and came out smelling like a rose." meaning I was very lucky.

To experience unusually good fortune.
"Hey brah, you sure got a great job."

"Yeah, I fell into a bucket of shit."
by Austin Mack July 20, 2006
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