burrito shaming

Judging a mexican restaraunt on the quality of their burritos
"Yeah theyr open 24 hours but they put entire leaves of lettuce and fat tomato slices in the burritos" you are burrito shaming a place
by squarepizza November 26, 2015
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Swap Burritos

When a couple gives each-other oral in less that 10 minutes since you ate burritos.
boyfriend - so you want to swap burritos?
girlfriend - it might make me puke
boyfriend - thats ok
by RAZONBRAND September 27, 2014
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Birchy Burrito

After the very first time you kiss someone, you move directly into 69
I can't believe they birchy burritod on the first date!!
by 69Salsa69 April 14, 2018
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Black Burrito

A slang term for an black uncircumcised penis. Commonly used by teenage girls to hide the fact that they are in a extremely sexual relationship with a black male (Most likely older than them).
Sally: Kelly, why are you walking all funny?
Kelly: Oh it's nothing, just went on a date last night and had a black burrito~.
Sally: Wow, didn't know you could handle one of those!
by Childish Scrimbino July 11, 2018
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senōr burrito

a 10th grade English teacher with no respect towards chickens or other things with feathers, he is a hateful man (not to be confused with penis)
"Senōr Burrito was being hateful yet again"
by howdy_all_yall October 02, 2018
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senōr burrito

a 10th grade English teacher who has a hatred against chickens and other animals with feathers, or anything that breathes (plz do not mistaken for a penis)
"Senōr Burrito was being hateful once again today"
by howdy_all_yall October 02, 2018
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lady burrito

The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.
S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.
by legendsword2 March 13, 2018
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