The Best Friend Speech

The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"

"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"

"Yeah so what's wrong"

"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"

"she..."

"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"

by sickboy101 May 17, 2010

Wife's Best Friend

Male Genitalia - The Cock, the Dick, the Penis! etcetera etcetera

From "The Penis Song" - in Monty Python's movie - The Meaning of Life! -
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, YOUR WIFE'S BEST FRIEND
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Just don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock
...And you won't - come - back ! "

by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009

Soulmate Best Friend

This is a very special person. Somebody who’s more than a friend, more even than a best friend. This is your soulmate best friend. This is the one person in your life that makes you happier than any other friend, and somebody who you love to death. This is somebody that you would be willing to take a bullet for. Just as you have a soulmate that you are destined to spend your life with. This is the soulmate that you’re destined to spend your life with as best friends. Once you have this person don’t ever let them go, not that it would be possible anyways. Through thick and thin, good and evil, and happiness and pain. This is your soulmate best friend.

Somebody: is that person really that important to you
You: yes they’re more than my best friend at this point
Somebody: what are they?
You: my soulmate best friend

by Jasmith5010 October 1, 2021

the best place on earth

Typically what people say when they refer to their hometown, when in all reality, every place in the world is nowhere near the best.

Person: Man, I love living in Baltimore! This is the best place on earth
Me: Now we know you are lying.

by EpicCollision June 23, 2017

Do-BEST-icated

Often confused with domesticated. This term refers to a female who lives with big, hairy, poopy men and cleans up everything in the home. Scrubbing floors, cleaning up pubes, maybe even washing the toilet's poop stains. For some reason they believe that this women of wonders likes cleaning, however she is disgusted and losing sexual desire after seeing the back story behind men. She is not only domesticated, she is do-best-icated.

When a man comes home, sees his female roommate doing the dishes, grabs a new one and starts eating and talking to her while she is doing the work. She is do-best-icated.

by Sunshine1123 January 27, 2013

Best Friend Hug

The type of hug you can only give to a best friend. Usually given when you haven't him/her in a long time.

"And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug."

by DJPremiere April 12, 2016

Best Pussy Disorder

When a female believes their vagina is the best of its kind.

Wow, Veronica is so delusional..

I know, she suffers from Best Pussy Disorder.

by p6291 June 18, 2023