September 22

September 22 is gonna be the best day of your life, seriously you don’t have to do one of those dumb “to lock it in” things you’re just gonna have a really good day. Whether it’s tomorrow in weeks are in a year that means you’re gonna have a really good day still.

i’m scared for tommorow

why?

i’m not sure.

well don’t be

why?

because it’s september 22!

oh yay!!!

by september 22 September 21, 2022

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10/5/22

Slap a bitch day, national slap a bitch day where you get to slap any bitch

“Hey man what day is it?”

“Cmon it’s 10/5/22 you know what day it is!”

“Ooooh it’s slap a bitch day!!”

by Gamingmamba October 5, 2022

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22 october

when someone is born on this day you should suck his big old

sweaty dick

suck the guy thats born on 22 october

by snipermoke October 10, 2022

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November 22

The birthday of the bestest most lovable person in the whole wide world!! This person is amazing and if you lose them then you might as well lose the best thing that ever happens to you.

“Hey why is he so amazing?”
“HE WAS BORN ON NOVEMBER 22 OBVIOUSLY”

by urfavdumbass October 13, 2022

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