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Business wank

noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.
"Yo, what took you so long?"

"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
by burnard August 17, 2014
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Wank breath

When ur breath is so bad it could melt steel.
by Steven Nutterbutter April 3, 2021
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Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
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Ultra wanking

Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage
It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking
by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019
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wank security

When you know your home alone and safe to have a wank
thursdays are the only time a week I get any wank security
by Theblazemaze November 11, 2019
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depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017
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Wank Waves

The waves created whilst fapping in the bath. Often accompany a frequent rhythm of splash noises.
Person #1: “Made some big wank waves in that hotel bathroom last week”
Person #2: “ Damm bro bet the noise was extreme!”
by Terribletory123 March 12, 2022
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