God-Karen

She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.

Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*

by UisforUgly August 19, 2020

Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.

My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.

by Caring Karen April 16, 2023

COD karen

A COD Karen is a video game player who no-one wants to play with. He/She is usually part of a group that wants to get rid of him, but doesn't know how too. They are usually petty, don't know how to stop talking, passive, and think they're the best player out there. Additionally, will usually blame everything on others and/or lag instead of admitting they were wrong. If your buddy is a COD Karen you need a group intervention immediately.

Dude, I hate playing with him every night he's such a COD Karen, can we kick him?

by Twoprettybestfriends February 11, 2021

Soy Karen

A sub species of the typical Karen.

Example:
She nannies adults by ear splitting screams of “ use your words, use your words”!!! She extolls the virtues of soy and is a rabid vegan and reads you the riot act if you aren’t.

A Soy Karen sends gloppy soy “yogurt” for her child to eat at a birthday party.

by Sparkle Eyed July 17, 2020

Kate of Karens

Similar to a m'lady of neckbeards, a group of older karens is a "kate." Not to be confused with a group of teenage karens which is an "ashleigh."

It is said that for every store, restaurant, or bar manager there is a whole kate of karens, outnumbering them 10 to 1. It's only by the fact that karen kates are so untrusting and viciously territorial of toward each other that they haven't formed a superkate and opinionated us all.

by Enix Luceous July 10, 2023

Target karen

the Karen who pulls out in the middle of the entrance to the large Target parking lot. There's enough room for one car to both be entering and exiting, but not for Karen. You see, it's hard for Karen to see through her sunglasses at 5pm, and her hydrocodone is just kicking in at this time, so don't try and enter the parking lot, just wait the two minutes it takes for her to get annoyed, shoot you that look, and drive her nice little minivan out of the way.

I was trying to go to Target, and I was about to enter the parking lot, when this Target Karen moves her minivan in the middle of the entrance

by ThatGuy3742 March 4, 2021

karen hausman

queen of tiktok. very kind,sexy,funny lady.

did you see karen hausman new video!?

by karenthequeen July 2, 2021