Get ready for bed

To "get ready for bed" is preparing to be knocked into a deep slumber by a complete stranger you just met at a bar after you've had "one too many"

(you)- "Hey, Tell your girl to meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes"
(Selvester Stallone)- "Your drunk man... maybe you should go home..."
(you)- "But I'm tired of your mom..."
(S.S.)- "OK PAL! GET READY FOR BED!" (knocks you unconscience)

by TheseShadows March 21, 2009

Bed time story

1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.

"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"

"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."

by eJAKEulate January 17, 2008

bed time bowls

the act of smoking marijuana out of a water bottle bong before bed

"hey justin, wanna hit some bed time bowls tonight"
"sure jorden, im always down for some BTB's"

by jmars94 October 13, 2011

Bed Sheet Hero

the result of not fulfilling one of your many daily responsibilities as a man.

"I was trying to win fap free February but bed sheet hero'd on day 14

by Zooktz November 2, 2009

Put Heads To Bed

To knock someone unconcious

I was at a party and a fight broke out and I had to put heads to bed

by Cj Satan October 21, 2008

fell out of bed

When a stock in a publically traded company goes down a rediculous amount. This is usually because of a bad financial new announcement.

"My broker bought me this piece of shit start up company last week, the fucking stock fell out of bed already."

by Lick Cuddy13 May 24, 2009

fuck-bed supreme

A bed that has seen a lot of pus or johnsons without having the sheets washed.

I went over some strippers house a couple weeks ago and noticed that one of them had a fuck-bed supreme

by Kitie Write February 26, 2010