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AR-15

1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.

2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.

3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!
Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.

Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.
by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 27, 2022
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15 january 2025

the day this definition was posted for urban dictionary to review
as of typing this it's currently 15 january 2025
by RF5C January 15, 2025
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Issue 15

When you're having a session and you Jizz in her armpit making it look like Spider-Man's web wings on the front cover of Amazing Fantasy #15
Hey bro, I served her with an issue 15 at the weekend.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
I can do anything a spider can,
Look out here comes the Spider-Man
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15 blk

A group of teens on 215-216 street they fight everyday which makes them better than the rest.Also goes by “Jigga”.This Includes Dashawn,Nazir,Malachi,Christian And Raynaldo.There very dangerous
The 15 blk niggas are coming run!!”
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15 june 2022

Thats the date rn

15

6

2022
The date is 15 June 2022

Wenomechainsama☕☕
by Zalingie June 15, 2022
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15 november

The people that are pedofiles.
by Peoplehfurbfuhekw May 29, 2022
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November 15

Girls send ass pick to crush and ask for something in return.
Girls:send ass pic to crush
Girls crush:what did I do

Girls:it’s November 15 but can I have something in return
by Hello and you’re welcome November 14, 2020
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